<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Nozell, rhymes with Oh Hell &#187; humor</title>
	<atom:link href="http://nozell.com/blog/tag/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://nozell.com/blog</link>
	<description>Marc Nozell's random stuff -- mostly GNU/Linux, technology, genealogy, family</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:56:21 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Pacman orgy</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2010/03/13/pacman-orgy/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2010/03/13/pacman-orgy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dailyshoot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orgy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pacman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/2010/03/13/pacman-orgy/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; } .flickr-yourcomment { } .flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; } .flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Pacman orgy, originally uploaded by marcn. Curves, squiggles, and flowing lines interest the eye. Make a photograph dominated by a curvy shape of some sort today. Get out there, take a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<style type="text/css">
.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }
.flickr-yourcomment { }
.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }
.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }
</style>
<div class="flickr-frame">
	<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/4431098312/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4431098312_bca5f4de94.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br />
<br />
	<span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/4431098312/">Pacman orgy</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/marcn/">marcn</a>.</span>
</div>
<p class="flickr-yourcomment">
	Curves, squiggles, and flowing lines interest the eye. Make a photograph dominated by a curvy shape of some sort today.</p>
<p>Get out there, take a photograph, upload it, and tweet a link to @dailyshoot with the hashtag: #ds118</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2010/03/13/pacman-orgy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sports tips from the future</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2007/09/18/sports-tips-from-the-future/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2007/09/18/sports-tips-from-the-future/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[future]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Photos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[newspaper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taking bets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[typo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/2007/09/18/sports-tips-from-the-future/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[September 31, 2007 Originally uploaded by marcn Check out the date on last Thursday&#8217;s Nashua Telegraph &#8212; September 31st, 2007. Hot sports tips! Now if you can find a bookie taking bets for that day&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/1401140375/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1390/1401140375_67a5db29c1_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/1401140375/">September 31, 2007</a><br />
<br />
Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/marcn/">marcn</a><br />
</span><br />
<br clear="all" /></p>
<p>Check out the date on last Thursday&#8217;s Nashua Telegraph &#8212; September 31st, 2007.</p>
<p>Hot sports tips!   Now if you can find a bookie taking bets for that day&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2007/09/18/sports-tips-from-the-future/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>2 unusual New Hampshire license plates</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2005/07/18/2-unusual-new-hampshire-license-plates/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2005/07/18/2-unusual-new-hampshire-license-plates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 00:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flickr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/archives/2005/07/18/2-unusual-new-hampshire-license-plates/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[nh-license-plate-pen-iz Originally uploaded by marcn. nh-license-plate-bloggin Originally uploaded by marcn. &#8220;pen iz&#8221; and &#8220;bloggin&#8221; &#8212; both seen in Nashua, NH in the last week or so.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/26968574/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://photos22.flickr.com/26968574_cf74188e1d_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/26968574/">nh-license-plate-pen-iz</a><br />
<br />
Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/marcn/">marcn</a>.<br />
</span><br />
<br clear="all" /></p>
<p style=""></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/26968576/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://photos23.flickr.com/26968576_cdc2a96b37_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/26968576/">nh-license-plate-bloggin</a><br />
<br />
Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/marcn/">marcn</a>.<br />
</span><br />
<br clear="all" />
</p>
<p style="">
<p>&#8220;pen iz&#8221; and &#8220;bloggin&#8221; &#8212; both seen in Nashua, NH in the last week or so.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2005/07/18/2-unusual-new-hampshire-license-plates/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Non-Paged Pool</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2005/05/06/non-paged-pool/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2005/05/06/non-paged-pool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2005 20:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[VMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/archives/2005/05/06/non-paged-pool/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Non-Paged Pool sign (1/3) Originally uploaded by marcn. A little geek humor for the day &#8212; Instead of the usual afternoon coffee break, I walked out behind the office building and took these pictures. Back in the late 1980s, one of Digital Equipment Corp&#8217;s VAX/VMS developers planted this sign. VMS has two types of kernel [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/12677788/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://photos8.flickr.com/12677788_bc1d4a1e98_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/12677788/">Non-Paged Pool sign (1/3)</a><br />
<br />
Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/marcn/">marcn</a>.<br />
</span><br />
<br clear="all" /></p>
<p style="">A little geek humor for the day &#8212; </p>
<p>Instead of the usual afternoon coffee break, I walked out behind the office building and took these pictures.</p>
<p>Back in the late 1980s, one of Digital Equipment Corp&#8217;s VAX/VMS developers planted this sign.</p>
<p>VMS has two types of kernel memory pools to allocate from &#8212; paged which can be swapped out and non-paged which can not move. Clearly this pool is of the latter type.  Is there any other kind?</p>
<p>See all three photos <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/sets/309109/">here</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2005/05/06/non-paged-pool/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Alpha RIP</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/08/18/alpha-rip/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/08/18/alpha-rip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 02:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/archives/2004/08/18/alpha-rip/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[ Hewlett-Packard Co. will release the final processor upgrade for its AlphaServer line of Unix servers on Monday. ](http://www.infoworld.com/article/04/08/16/HNendofalpha_1.html) Goodbye old friend. [Check out the tombstone generator](http://tombstone.dogcrap.net/tombstone.php)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://nozell.com/blog/wp-content/topichp.gif" width="74" height="48" alt="HP Logo" /> [<br />
<blockquote>Hewlett-Packard Co. will release the final processor upgrade for its AlphaServer line of Unix servers on Monday.</p></blockquote>
<p>](http://www.infoworld.com/article/04/08/16/HNendofalpha_1.html)</p>
<p>Goodbye old friend.</p>
<p><img src="http://nozell.com/blog/wp-content/alpha-tombstone.jpg" width="500" height="300" alt="The DEC Alpha Processor 1992-2004 RIP" /></p>
<p>[Check out the tombstone generator](http://tombstone.dogcrap.net/tombstone.php)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/08/18/alpha-rip/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>New favorite T-Shirt</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/31/new-favorite-t-shirt/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/31/new-favorite-t-shirt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2004 19:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/archives/2004/07/31/new-favorite-t-shirt/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wendy picked up a T-shirt at a yard sale today. It says: one by one my children steal my sanity]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wendy picked up a T-shirt at a yard sale today.  It says:</p>
<blockquote><p>
one by one<br />
my children<br />
steal my sanity
</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/31/new-favorite-t-shirt/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>silly email disclaimer from NH Governor&#8217;s office</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/21/no-printing/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/21/no-printing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 16:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[nh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[society]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/archives/2004/07/21/no-printing/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A coworker used the NH.gov webform to send a comment to Craig Benson, NH Governer. Check out this disclaimer that was at the end of the response. This email and any attachments are confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the addressee [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A coworker used the NH.gov webform to <a href="http://oit.nh.gov/goveforms/comments.asp">send a comment</a> to Craig Benson, NH Governer.  </p>
<p>Check out this disclaimer that was at the end of the response. </p>
<blockquote><p>
This email and any attachments are confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the addressee or the person who delivers email to the intended recipient, be advised that you have received this email in error. Any use, dissemination, forwarding, printing or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If you received this email in error, please immediately notify the sender by replying to it and then delete the email.  Thank you.
</p></blockquote>
<p>Any use is strictly prohibited?  No printing?! Doesn&#8217;t is seem a bit excessive since this is coming from a government employee?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/21/no-printing/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Alien images from last night!</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/05/alien-images-from-last-night/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/05/alien-images-from-last-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2004 17:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[nh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/archives/2004/07/05/alien-images-from-last-night/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some pictures I took last night around dusk. The Alien&#8217;s scout ship! (04Jul2004) The Mothership lands! (04Jul2004) Some unrelated images I took at the same time (04Jul2004) Okay, so digital cameras don&#8217;t do a good job catching fireworks (04Jul2004) The best part about fireworks in Merrimack is we can see them from the neighbor&#8217;s driveway [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some pictures I took last night around dusk.</p>
<p><center></p>
<p><img title="UFO picture 1 (04Jul2004)"   src="http://www.nozell.com/marc/blog/data/20040704-merrimack-ufo-1.jpg"><br />
<b>The Alien&#8217;s scout ship! (04Jul2004)</b></p>
<p><img title="UFO picture 2 (04Jul2004)"   src="http://www.nozell.com/marc/blog/data/20040704-merrimack-ufo-2.jpg"><br />
<br /><b>The Mothership lands! (04Jul2004)</b></p>
<p> <img title="UFO picture 2 (04Jul2004)"   src="http://www.nozell.com/marc/blog/data/20040704-merrimack-fireworks-im001902.jpg"><br />
<br />
<b>Some unrelated images I took at the same time (04Jul2004)</b></p>
<p>
<img title="UFO picture 2 (04Jul2004)"  src="http://www.nozell.com/marc/blog/data/20040704-merrimack-fireworks-im001912.jpg"><br />
<br />
<b>Okay, so digital cameras don&#8217;t do a good job catching fireworks (04Jul2004)</b>
</p>
<p></center></p>
<p>The best part about fireworks in Merrimack is we can see them from the<br />
neighbor&#8217;s driveway and walk 30 seconds and be home.  The worst part<br />
is always the bugs&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/07/05/alien-images-from-last-night/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Since tomorrow is Good Friday&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/04/08/since-tomorrow-is-good-friday/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/04/08/since-tomorrow-is-good-friday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2004 18:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/archives/2004/04/08/since-tomorrow-is-good-friday/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is a nice condensed version of Mel Gibson&#8217;s &#8220;The Passion of The Christ&#8221; The musical score is amazing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://hosted.tribalwar.com/musashi/passion.html">Here is a<br />
nice condensed version</a> of Mel Gibson&#8217;s &#8220;The Passion of The Christ&#8221;</p>
<p>The musical score is amazing.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/04/08/since-tomorrow-is-good-friday/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I&#8217;ve seen things, I&#8217;ve seen them with my eyes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/03/05/ive-seen-things-ive-seen-them-with-my-eyes/</link>
		<comments>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/03/05/ive-seen-things-ive-seen-them-with-my-eyes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2004 05:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Nozell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nozell.com/blog/archives/2004/03/05/ive-seen-things-ive-seen-them-with-my-eyes/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Excellent non sequitur flash to on! Here are the lyrics, but they don&#8217;t do the song justice. &#8212;&#8211; I've seen things I've seen them with my eyes I've seen things They're often in disguise Like carrots handbags cheese I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes I've seen things, they're often in disguise Like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/22/">Excellent non sequitur flash to<br />
on!</a></p>
<p>Here are the lyrics, but they don&#8217;t do the song justice.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8211;<br />
<tt><br />
I've seen things<br />
I've seen them with my eyes<br />
I've seen things<br />
They're often in disguise</p>
<p>Like<br />
carrots<br />
handbags<br />
cheese</p>
<p>I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes<br />
I've seen things, they're often in disguise</p>
<p>Like<br />
carrots<br />
handbags<br />
cheese</p>
<p>toilets<br />
russians<br />
planets<br />
hampsters</p>
<p>weddings<br />
poets<br />
stalin<br />
kula lumpur</p>
<p>pygmies<br />
bugies<br />
kuala lumpur<br />
</tt><br />
&#8212;&#8211;<br />
<a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/22/">Inspired!</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nozell.com/blog/2004/03/05/ive-seen-things-ive-seen-them-with-my-eyes/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

