Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Adelphia’s experiment with Microsoft TV

Friday, September 12th, 2003

There is an excellent new show in Merrimack, NH on Adelphia channel 22:


Program D:TRMSDisplayEngine.exe

Program D:TRMSDisplayEngine.exe dialog box

It says:

Microsoft Visual C++ Runtime Library
Runtime Error!
Program D:TRMSDisplayEngine.exe
abnormal program termination

        [OK]

It gets bonus points for the time not changing. Apparently the app crashed 10 1/2 hours ago and hasn’t been noticed…

Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001

Wednesday, July 16th, 2003

From href="http://boingboing.net/2003_07_01_archive.html#200443661">boingboing.net a>
a link to the hilarious href="http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html">“Fellowship
Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001″. I like the first place
winner at the high school level “Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent
Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria”.

Okay, okay — I give up. Here is why MSIE really does rule.

Friday, April 25th, 2003

But I’m still going to be staying with Galeon and Mozilla running on Linux.

Anyway, check it out — href="http://craiger.uh.nu/ierules.html">http://craiger.uh.nu/ierules.html

Unclear on that whole email thing

Monday, December 2nd, 2002

Last week I got some US postal mail from some relatives. It contained printouts of their AOL email and were forwarding on to me. No handwritten note, just the printouts. Yes, they know what my email address is and have even managed to send to it before.

I won’t say who they are on the slim-to-nil chance that they find this website…

Positive feedback from my manager today

Friday, November 8th, 2002

I had just responded to a field person about a particular Linux question with some detailed information and pointed her to a number of our external corporate pages with more relevant information. This is the ‘attaboy’ from my manager:


Nice, overwhelm them with URLs, that’s the ticket ;-)

You shall fight besides me as we take on the masters of
the digital plantations. No longer shall we remain poverty
impoverished shareware cropping lackies.

Well done.

P.S.

Management/employee bonding lesson 42
I’m really getting the nack
of this…

I laughed for about 5 minutes.

MyTrailerPark.com — cruel, about amusing

Tuesday, September 17th, 2002

One for the folks at work is buying a new house out in the country and
pointed everyone to his site to take a look. He set a redirect to href="http://www.MyTrailerPark.com">MyTrailerPark.com